Reason #134 why he’s called “Mr. D”:
Dionysus shifted my hips over his and for the first time I really looked at his crotch. To put it mildly, he was huge. That wasn’t going to fit in me, no way in Hades.
"Just one of the perks of being a god," Dionysus chuckled. He looked me in the eyes and I saw those familiar purple flames. "Relax. This is going to hurt much worse if you don’t." And with that he pushed into me.